Aquatic Asset Allocator Gifts

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Civilized Salmon

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Dolphin tricks.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Marine Pollution

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

The Threat to the Environment

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

Neptune: the retirement years.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Peace out." "Catch you on the flip side."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

School of Fish

"Well...I guess so. What did you do with the fish?"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

'Let Joey float belly-up for a few more minutes. If he doesn't revive, then we have no choice but to let Matthew play.'

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'Where's your goldfish?'