Aquatic Asset Allocator Gifts

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Civilized Salmon

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Dolphin tricks.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Marine Pollution

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

The Threat to the Environment

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Where's your goldfish?'

School of Fish

'Let Joey float belly-up for a few more minutes. If he doesn't revive, then we have no choice but to let Matthew play.'

Neptune: the retirement years.

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"Well...I guess so. What did you do with the fish?"

"Peace out." "Catch you on the flip side."

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'