Aerobic Acolyte Gifts

Fitness in church.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Fitness Course.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'He has really taken to the training.'

Hexercise.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Step aerobics

Kangaroo jumping rope.

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Conductorcize.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Segway Workout

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

'How was aerobics class?'

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

'I call this next leg exercise the 'Prodigal Son' - it's just the thing for getting rid of fatted calves.'