Aquatic Acolyte Mugs

King Neptune feeding his two pet fish in a glass bowl.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"They're so like us."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"He chases submarines."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

Dolphin tricks.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Fitness in church.

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

'When an outboard goes overboard'

The Threat to the Environment

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Water.

Fish-losophy

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

'Lunch is in twenty minutes sir, may I take your order?'

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

Boating trip

"I'm afraid Gerald would rather be surfing the net."

Car Water Skiing.

A fish wearing scuba gear.

Sea-Suns Greetings

'Ta da! Sailing in a row-boat!'