Appraisal Watching Gifts

'Undamaged, it would have been worth a small fortune...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

Reading my Critics

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

TSA Noah

"I think we may be related!"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Final words on gravestones.

He says he can't breathe.

'Peekaboo!'