App User Pillows

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Is this the new input device?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Music downloads

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

All the apps hidden within a phone

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

God's Phone

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."