App User Prints

I burned 3200 more calories yesterday than I consumed!!! You went for a long run? No. Oh. Well you must've followed my usual regimen: cross-fit, a few hours of weights … followed by several hours of evading jealous boyfriends. I forgot to enter the calories I consumed into my fitness app. You'd be surprised how many calories you burn evading buckshot.

"All this time I've been dealing with sharks and polar bears to get food. I should've been using Uber Eats a long time ago."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Is this the new input device?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Music downloads

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

God's Phone