Apology Strategists Gifts

Say it with Flowers: But not without a lawyer present.

Priest's 'To do' list.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"OK, what have you done?"

Hyacinths

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"I'm sorry, Tom... but you don't Chronic Fatigue Syndrome if it only when you're going to see your inlaws."

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Remorse code

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"Delegating authority is useful. Delegating blame is essential."

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

'A sincere apology costs nothing and it's a smart career move.'

Fake it with Flowers.