Aphorisms Gifts

Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob, a detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

"Nation-building never works."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Macbeth: Take Two

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'So push has come to shove...'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"More aphorisms, please!"

'I connected a food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'Not as easy as it looks?"

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

Metaphors.

Two plugged in lovers try to reach each other, and in doing so, become unplugged.

The corner that Spring's around

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

"It's true! I heard this Bedouin boy calling us "ships of the desert". What on earth is a ship?"

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

"I came by my wisdom the hard way. I wrote fortune cookie copy for thirty years."