Metaphors Gifts

Car driving comes upon fork in road.

"Stampeding off a metaphoric cliff - and you?"

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

When life gives you a metaphor get extra doggie bags.

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."

'Sooner or later you will HAVE to admit that there is an obtrusive element in the room.'

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

'Life is like a tin of sardines... we're all of us looking for the key!'

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

Metaphors.

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

'So push has come to shove...'

Take a couple of these pills and I'll guarantee you fly.

"Life is like a bowl of cherries. Hard plastic on the inside. Cheese spread on the top."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'Oh, I'm keeping my head above water... and you?'

'How can I be sure you love me? All lemmings leap.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy racer."

No wind - miller trapped in windmill.

'I've tried to turn my life around, but it's hard when you're a big rig.'

'Cake philosophy'

"He got a little big for his britches, so they clipped his wings."

"When I said it was a metaphor for life I was merely being metaphorical."

Like putting lipstick on a pig

"What it is is, life's a b**ch, a bowl of cherries, a treadmill, a rat race, a journey... a metaphor, that's what it is."

I Am Self-Isolating

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

The corner that Spring's around

"Language."

"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."