Musical Metaphors Gifts

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

"Nation-building never works."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Poetry repairman

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Angel playing music

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

'So push has come to shove...'

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"...on the avenue..."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

Metaphors.

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

'Do you, Edward, promise to play second fiddle and also pay the piper?'

Two plugged in lovers try to reach each other, and in doing so, become unplugged.

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

The corner that Spring's around

"It's true! I heard this Bedouin boy calling us "ships of the desert". What on earth is a ship?"

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

Thinking outside the box (or shell).