Machine Metaphors Gifts

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Nation-building never works."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Poetry repairman

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"I've been feeling a bit empty lately."

'So push has come to shove...'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

Metaphors.

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Childhood's End

Two plugged in lovers try to reach each other, and in doing so, become unplugged.

The corner that Spring's around

"It's true! I heard this Bedouin boy calling us "ships of the desert". What on earth is a ship?"

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

'Why are women similar to a tropical hurricane? When they arrive they're wild and warm, when they leave they take your house.'

Thinking outside the box (or shell).

Car driving comes upon fork in road.

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Robots/inspected.

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.