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'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

"Nation-building never works."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Poetry repairman

Angel playing music

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'So push has come to shove...'

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"...on the avenue..."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Metaphors.

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

The corner that Spring's around

"It's true! I heard this Bedouin boy calling us "ships of the desert". What on earth is a ship?"

Two plugged in lovers try to reach each other, and in doing so, become unplugged.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

'Do you, Edward, promise to play second fiddle and also pay the piper?'

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

Clown playing the Saxophone

Thinking outside the box (or shell).

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.