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“It's just a song. We don’t have to climb every mountain.”

'Do you, Edward, promise to play second fiddle and also pay the piper?'

Reading my Critics

Why we need poetry. . .

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

A Poem about Sand

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

'So push has come to shove...'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

If poets wrote road signs.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas."

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'