Musical Metaphor Enthusiast Prints

“It's just a song. We don’t have to climb every mountain.”

'Do you, Edward, promise to play second fiddle and also pay the piper?'

Reading my Critics

Why we need poetry. . .

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

A Poem about Sand

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

If poets wrote road signs.

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'So push has come to shove...'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

English As A Second Language

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas."

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."