Mixing Metaphors Gifts

'No Fenwick, it's not the north face of the Eiger!'

"Nation-building never works."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

'So push has come to shove...'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

Metaphors.

Two plugged in lovers try to reach each other, and in doing so, become unplugged.

"It's true! I heard this Bedouin boy calling us "ships of the desert". What on earth is a ship?"

The corner that Spring's around

'Do you, Edward, promise to play second fiddle and also pay the piper?'

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

Thinking outside the box (or shell).

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

'Why are women similar to a tropical hurricane? When they arrive they're wild and warm, when they leave they take your house.'

'Do I know about incontinence? No I never was good at Geography.'

Car driving comes upon fork in road.

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

"Um...David, a word if we may."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"Language."