Mixing Metaphors Gifts

'No Fenwick, it's not the north face of the Eiger!'

"Nation-building never works."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'So push has come to shove...'

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

Metaphors.

'Do you, Edward, promise to play second fiddle and also pay the piper?'

The corner that Spring's around

"It's true! I heard this Bedouin boy calling us "ships of the desert". What on earth is a ship?"

Two plugged in lovers try to reach each other, and in doing so, become unplugged.

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

Thinking outside the box (or shell).

'Why are women similar to a tropical hurricane? When they arrive they're wild and warm, when they leave they take your house.'

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

'Do I know about incontinence? No I never was good at Geography.'

Car driving comes upon fork in road.

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

"Um...David, a word if we may."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

conversation in a bowl of nuts. That's unfortunate, but not unusual. All of us come from broken homes.