Aphorism Appreciator Gifts

"More aphorisms, please!"

"So, that's why you're always trembling with ecstasy."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'A cheeky red?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The height of fashion in 1796

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"