Aphorism Enthusiasts Gifts

"I suppose there'll be no living with him now."

Reading my Critics

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

A Poem about Sand

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"Don't even think about it."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'I just think we should be together'.

If poets wrote road signs.

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."