Aficionado Of Aphorisms Gifts

Looking for a gift for the aficionado of aphorisms? Explore our collection of products featuring clever, witty, and inspiring sayings. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these items celebrate the art of memorable words and wise wisdom. Perfect for anyone who loves to surround themselves with thought-provoking quotes or share a laugh with a clever turn of phrase. Find something special to inspire, amuse, or motivate the aphorist in your life.

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Reading my Critics

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Punctuation Police

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"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!" mockup

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

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Why we need poetry. . .

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'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

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Schrodinger's Black Box

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"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?" mockup

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

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"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat." mockup

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

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'I can hold a match to his notebook.' mockup

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

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'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.' mockup

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

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Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

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"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild." mockup

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate." mockup

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

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A Poem about Sand

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"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale." mockup

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

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Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

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Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

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Dip Pen

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Prayboy

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“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

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'Gee, I just never get tired of this!' mockup

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

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Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

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Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...' mockup

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

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"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?" mockup

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

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"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..." mockup

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

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"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

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