Aficionado Of Wisdom Gifts

Prisioner trying to read

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Czarcasm

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Gold versus Knowledge

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Counsel's Opinion.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

Mark Zuckerberg

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Hypatia

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'I think I've spotted our problem.' (too many consultants)

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

Spy reading secret service weekly.

Scale indicates the value of books.

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

'My astrologer says one thing, my guru says another, my psychiatrist says something else - I don't know who to turn to anymore.'

Back Down

'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'