Anxious Motorist Gifts

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

Airplane Mode.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

Mysteries of Life

'Well, here's the problem...that IS his comfort zone.'

'That woke me up, too!'

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

Height barrier accident.

Dentistry jokes.

"Have you considered spinal fusion?"

"I think I'm getting road rage."

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Drink Driving

"Dad, how can you teach me how to drive...if you can't even remember that the brakes are on this side?"

'Will you stop believing all those rumor about driver's tests?! I'm sure the examiner is perfectly nice and pleasant.'

"Tell me if this hurts."

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

'I believe that laughter is the best medicine. Now, if you'll bend over, Mr. Happy will perform your prostate exam.'

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'Actually I don't care either way. I bet £100 that you would fail me...'

Road sign at busy junction reads: 'Give Up'.