Angry Driver Gifts

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

Cats on Board.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

Have Horns Venn

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

Road Construction Blues.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Mysteries of Life

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

'That woke me up, too!'

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

The Off-Roading Commuter

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

Getting the Finger

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

"I think I'm getting road rage."

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Control Freaks, Clueless Numbskulls, Passive-Aggressives