Anti-school Sentiment Analyst Gifts

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

'We do not permit bullying or name calling in our school. We will reprimand any student that calls your child a dummy.'

The meaning of life...

Grading Guidelines.

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

'You'll have to bring in your own refrigerator.'

'This is just my part in the growing crisis in education.'

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

"6B meet your new form teacher."

The Illusion of School Choice

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

'Three C's and a D, hashtag, grounded.'

'I demand diplomatic immunity... I'm class president.'

'...And that should cover all my rules for the class.'

'You don't think you were a bit harsh on that school?'

'Orson made school bully.'

"Dad, it's official. Every girl in our school is named Emma."

'I was expelled from school for a hate crime -- I told a little moron joke!'

Sleeping Students

"It's a broken education system when the only solution is more and more homework."

Crowded classrooms: 'Sorry lady, no more room.'

'I'm sorry to disappoint you Rodney. Being elected class president does not mean you get your own corporate jet.'

'We had a contested election for student council and decided to settle it right away.'

"My Uncle John says your homework assignments are nothing short of torture!"