Anti-monday Club Member Gifts

'I hate Mondays.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

"Switch me on please..."

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

Late again.

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

Monday Checklist.

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

Family Tree DNA Test

'Mondays are really Hell here!'

I survived another Monday morning meeting. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

'I hate Mondays!'

The Non-Sporting Group

Let me at him! The nerve! Open the door! Monday. Frank, it's Monday --- He must've heard the things you said about him!

The Walking Dread