Anti-9-to-5 Club Gifts

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Office slaves.

'I hate Mondays.'

Work Slave

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Job complaints on road signs.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Thinking outside the box.

Campaign 2016

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

The week at a glance.

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

'One moment, please.'

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

"You're married to your job, but it's time for a divorce."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

Monday Morning at 9:02 am

'How come your hard days at the office are harder than anyone else's hard days at the office.'

"Must be 5 o'clock, eh?"

"I'll have what everyone else is having."

"I used to be concerned with process and results. Now I just want to go home early."

"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."

"An office job would drive me crazy!...sitting at a desk all day!"

'We're TRYING to find you a job, but you fall into that difficult 18 to 65 age group!'