Anti-monday Club Member T-Shirts

'I hate Mondays.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

"Switch me on please..."

Late again.

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

Monday Checklist.

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

'Mondays are really Hell here!'

Family Tree DNA Test

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

I survived another Monday morning meeting. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"

'I hate Mondays!'

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

The Non-Sporting Group

The Walking Dread

"Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic."