Anti-monday Crusader Gifts

'I hate Monday mornings!'

'I hate Mondays.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

Trump supporters raise the Nazi flag after Charlottesville.

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

Capitalism

"Jeff's trying to get his Facebook friends back down to zero."

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

The Non-Sporting Group

The Walking Dread

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

'I hate Mondays!'

"Are you comfortable with your executive salary?"

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

"I can't help it! Capitalism and climate change are to blame!"

"Thanks a lot, Carol! This week was flying by nicely until you reminded me that it's still only Monday."

"This commute is killing me."

"Monday is a horrible way to spend a seventh of your life."

Mondays.

Independents blocking chain groceries.

"There's Tall, Grande, Venti . . . and the Monday!"

'He's always looking for an argument.'

'That's the wrong one. Hope you kept the receipt.'

Global Network Against Weapons & Nuclear Power in Space.

"I feel the same way you do about Christmas. It will all be over soon."

"I hate Mondays - double T.B. followed by meningitis."

"If I become President, I'm not giving any of my schoolfriends jobs."