Annulment Gifts

'Rough divorce, huh?'

'Greetings cards' from 'annulment' to 'vasectomy'

'Marriage annulled. Irreconcilable differences.'

Wedding cake with bride and groom being separated by a knife.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

'You lifted your head.'

reincarnated worm...

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Fly Fishing

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Ice fisher.

Fish hunting for men.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"River well stocked this year."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Hugh fans!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Man fishing with large bait

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fish talking about fisherman

Reverse psychology

Fishing for complements