Anger Management Comedy Fan Gifts

Row Rage

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Enlightened Cursing

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I told you he had a temper.'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

Hissy-fits for sale.

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Man fights with his shadow.

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."