Anger Management Humorist Gifts

"Why can't you just post a rant on social media like everyone else?"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'I know it's a lot of money but we can't avoid it any longer.'

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Aggression Therapy Seminar

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Hissy-fits for sale.

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do provide a very attractive escape hatch."

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."