Anger Management Humorist Pillows

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'I know it's a lot of money but we can't avoid it any longer.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I told you he had a temper.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

Aggression Therapy Seminar

Hissy-fits for sale.

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do provide a very attractive escape hatch."

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'