Ankle Management Expert Gifts

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I stand corrected."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'You are pigeon toed.'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

"The podiatrist's is right over there ... in the foothills."

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

"Where does it hurt?"

Achilles Goes to the Podiatrist

"But baby...you look so hot in them!"

A Over Crowded Office.

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

'That's Dr. Lindstrom. He's in podiatry.'

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

"Oh my God!! Hammer toes!!!"

'It's heat exhaustion! She's in heat and he's exhausted.'

Sporting gent buying a hunting horse from a horse dealer.

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.