Ankle Management Expert Gifts

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I stand corrected."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'You are pigeon toed.'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

"The podiatrist's is right over there ... in the foothills."

Doctor Ernie, Animal Scientist, Answers Your Questions. A reader in Colorado asks "When should a colt be weaned from its mother?" A foal and his mommy are soon parted!

"Where does it hurt?"

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

"But baby...you look so hot in them!"

Achilles Goes to the Podiatrist

I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.

A Over Crowded Office.

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

'It's heat exhaustion! She's in heat and he's exhausted.'

Sporting gent buying a hunting horse from a horse dealer.

'That's Dr. Lindstrom. He's in podiatry.'

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

'School of chiropody? You can't miss it. Straight down here and it's next to the parmesan cheese factory.'