Animal World Humor Lover Gifts

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cat and mouse

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Author does not do tricks."

'Oh Hi!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'