Animal Testing Analyst Gifts

'Ed's in medical research.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bears catching fish

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

The life of penguins.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'You show me how to pass that ridiculous company loyalty test, and I'll show you how to always land on your feet!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Ophiologist

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."