Animal Testing Analyst Gifts

'Ed's in medical research.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bears catching fish

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

The life of penguins.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'You show me how to pass that ridiculous company loyalty test, and I'll show you how to always land on your feet!'

Ophiologist

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

"I read somewhere that he thinks we're very large, very odd dogs."