Animal Kingdom Stan Gifts

'My dentist recommended it.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Check out the old dude.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Thug life on safari.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."