Animal Kingdom Antics Gifts

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Stubborn Horse

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Check out the old dude.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

The Goalkeeper

Thug life on safari.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Separation

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.