Animal Kingdom Antics Gifts

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Stubborn Horse

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Check out the old dude.'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

The Goalkeeper

Thug life on safari.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Separation

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'