Animal Kingdom Comedian Gifts

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Eat me"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Hats and Food

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Scuba cow"

Obedience School Graduation

His Master's Thesis.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Dogs life

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"