Animal Interaction Humor Gifts

'A little more to the left, Hank, now up a little, that's it,'

"Do me next."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Jurassic Pork.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Snowmobull

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Yes, one is a dog."

Hats and Food

"Scuba cow"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Dog wearing a cone

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'