Animal Interaction Humor Pillows

'A little more to the left, Hank, now up a little, that's it,'

"Do me next."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Scuba cow"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

Hats and Food

Snowmobull

'Jurassic Pork.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Dog wearing a cone

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'