Animal Humor Pillows

"Are they still following us?"

'Have you considered Botox?'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

Cat laughing at dog having to go outside in the rain to go to the toilet.

'You're not just a polar bear - you're a bi-polar bear.'

'They feed me and they let me in and out, but those are the only two tricks they know.'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A cross between a Beagle and a Cocker Spaniel (a little cross between two dogs)

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

'...Well it just started with a bit of harmless bottom sniffing and then one thing led to another.'

'... A raccoon, sure, even a skunk would be ok, but the cat?'

Little Dog Barking at a Large Dog

Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

"Looks like somebody had some 'work' done."

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

'You can't hurt his feelings ? at least pretend to eat it.'

"See, I told you there had to be a nest of them."

'By golly, Henrietta, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

'I've been wallowing in mud my whole life and look at me.'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Succeed.