Animal Interaction Pillows

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

The First and Last Episode of the Skunk Whisperer.

'Next!'

Role Reversal Horseshoe Game

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Cat box"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Romantic Giraffes

Dog Nightmares

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?