Animal Behaviorist Humor Pillows

'I'm getting cinnamon, brandy nutmeg, a hint of alsation...'

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Do me next."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Hats and Food

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Jurassic Pork.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Snowmobull

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Scuba cow"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."