Animal Degree Collector Gifts

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Make a lot of money."

Interdisciplinary studies.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I started a collection!"

Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

'Researching the opossum article.'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

No room to hang his diploma.

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

Florida Golf.

'Well...all right...go ahead.'

' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'

"He thinks he's so smart with his 360 degrees!"

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"