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"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Make a lot of money."

Interdisciplinary studies.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I started a collection!"

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Researching the opossum article.'

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

No room to hang his diploma.

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

'Well...all right...go ahead.'

Florida Golf.

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."