Animal Diagram Collector T-Shirts

Cow with meat diagrams - tree with furniture diagrams.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Researching the opossum article.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

A bendy-cow.

'Thanks for the onesie!'

Butchers Eye Test

"And here with the grizzly details."

Fingerlings.

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

"Never trust a pig with a moustache..."

"The house of representatives is known as the people's house, as your candidate I'm compelled to ask, how's that working out?"

'Why the long face?'

Half & Half Way House: After being paroled from prison, Bessie starts her journey back into main stream society.

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

'You lied to me- I'm not a lemming am I?'

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

"This snake measures 24 inches."