Animal Diagram Collector T-Shirts

Cow with meat diagrams - tree with furniture diagrams.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Researching the opossum article.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

'Thanks for the onesie!'

A bendy-cow.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Butchers Eye Test

Fingerlings.

"And here with the grizzly details."

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

'You lied to me- I'm not a lemming am I?'

'Why the long face?'

"Never trust a pig with a moustache..."

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

Half & Half Way House: After being paroled from prison, Bessie starts her journey back into main stream society.

I gave at the office. !

"The house of representatives is known as the people's house, as your candidate I'm compelled to ask, how's that working out?"

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

"This snake measures 24 inches."