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'Drop it. You're a watch dog. You're just here to watch.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Giraffe Selfie

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'Researching the opossum article.'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Museum of dog memorabilia

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"That's two days after you were born."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"She's a weiner cat."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Hats

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Thanks for the onesie!'

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'But they get attached to me!'