Animal Culture Gifts

A Victorian Cow

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Bears catching fish

"Tallyho!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

K9 Literati.

Family Butcher.

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'The butler did it.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Latinos in the USA

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

I'm looking for a job?

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Beached Whales

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

"When I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us."

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

Turkey Owl