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A Victorian Cow

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Bears catching fish

"Tallyho!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Family Butcher.

K9 Literati.

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'The butler did it.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

I'm looking for a job?

Latinos in the USA

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.

'We unknowingly built the house in the middle of the western swamp turtle's migration route and we're required to allow them unobstructed access.'

Beached Whales

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

Zoo Psychological Center. We had a good group session today. The cougar talked about her trouble having a romantic relationship with someone her own age. The wolf opened up about wearing sheep's clothing. And we all assured the newt that an identity crisis is common among amphibians. The gorilla is having a tough day so he's staying for an individual session. There's nothing wrong with you ... a lot of people tend to ignore 800-pound gorillas.

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.