Animal Announcer Gifts

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

The Rooster Comedian.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Presenter Auditions.

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

Lion Costume

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Communication

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"Did you just tweet?"

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

Owl

"The human is back - act normal."

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

Dog's Loo

"Can I barrow your pen?"