Animal Announcer Pillows

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

The Rooster Comedian.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Presenter Auditions.

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Communication

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"The human is back - act normal."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"Can I barrow your pen?"

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

Owl

Dog's Loo

"Did you just tweet?"