Train Announcer Pillows

'The train now standing on Platform 2 should really be on the track!'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"Please keep all your belongings with you at all times."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Presenter Auditions.

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Communication

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

The train on the musical line

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Annoucement

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

"Would the owner of the dead plants and the embarrassingly juvenile trinkets please return to your cubicle - you've left your desk lamp on."

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

"If you don't want to know the score..."

" 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe fifty basis points."

Covid-19: Mind the Gap